But get this: Steve is a Starfleet officer and Bucky is a reclaimed Borg
I want to see bones in the captain chair so bad!!!!
being charismatic and handsome giving orders to the bridge crew :3.
with Kirk and Spock unconscious next to the chair after bones hyposprayed them because they where doing some dangerous shit again.
bones is just so goddamn tired of fixing them ;3
FUCK YEAH, 1 YEAR OF MCSPIRK EDITION!
Amnesiac Lover Trope - A man wakes up in a hospital with no memories, a broken leg, and dog tags that read James T. Kirk. His physical therapist is a sadist named Leonard, and his only visitor is someone called (quite mysteriously) Spock. Yet James is 200% certain he has met one or both of them before.
Mother-in-law Trope - Jim, Leonard, and Spock are ready to tie the knot but that means inviting a soon-to-be mother-in-law to their wedding who doesn’t approve of triad relationships at all.
Outlaw Couple Trope - Leonard McCoy and Jim Kirk are the baddest outlaws in the West. They not only rob and murder their victims, they seduce them first. While nearly every bounty hunter has tried his hand at capturing this devious pair, no one has succeeded yet in outwitting them. Spock, a bounty hunter from the East, poses as a shy teller at a bank that he suspects is their next target. He will be the first man to come close to turning game on them. The catch is that he can’t fall in love with Kirk and McCoy like every other victim.
Noble Idiot Trope - Leonard is writing the portion of his latest novel in which his main character has nobly sacrificed his own happiness for the safety and well-being of his love interest. What McCoy doesn’t realize is that he has become the biggest Noble Idiot of all noble idiots by avoiding his longtime best friend Jim and new neighbor Spock so that they can live happily-ever-after without him.
Prison Trope - Leonard McCoy has the worst job on the planet but he would rather play security guard among a bunch of murderers and lunatics than go back to standing in a line at the Unemployment Office. Then things somehow get worse when he is assigned to the cell block harboring the Kirk gang. Their leader, Jim, takes a liking to Leonard, which is bad news when Jim’s second-in-command clearly wants to break Leonard’s neck for stealing away Jim’s affection. Jim decides Leonard and Spock will have to learn how to share.
imagine spock trying to rush and put on pants so he can make it to the bridge, jim screaming into an intercom that ‘SCOTTY HAS THE COM’ while trying to pull spock back into bed
bones is laughing
tries to rp: gets urge to draw
tries to draw: gets on tumblr
tries to scroll through dash: feel obliged to write replies
Penguin discovers a traffic cam. x
this is a toucan
AU meme: Star Trek ~ Agents of SHIELD AU
Inspired by mrchrispine
A small team of S.H.I.E.L.D. agents has been hand selected to handle strange new cases. Each case will test the team (code named ENTERPRISE) in cooperation and ingenuity as they try to work together to find the newly emerging superhuman individuals in the world.
So next time you’re in a situation where you are recording an officer and fear for the safety of your video evidence, try using the Bambuser app.
It uploads your video online to your Bambuser account while you record it. You can also stream the video live. This way your videos are saved online, safe from the hands of the uniformed pigs.
Two ways of dealing with tear gas grenades from comrades in Turkey: Either submerge them in water. Make sure you can close off the container cause the gas will still spread for a while. Or throw them in the fire so the gas burns off before it can spread.
More Awesome Black Uniforms
+ Bonus Kirk teaching at Academy Uniform
Again by Shaw on TrekBBS
I really should probably have condensed all these into one post but I didn’t find them all at the same time.